Showing posts with label life. Show all posts
Showing posts with label life. Show all posts

Sunday, 20 November 2011

Is this for real? It's truly heartbreaking.

I feel so sad for the girls that are proud to promote their body looking this ill. I all of a sudden feel guilty for always saying how much I love how high fashion hangs off thin girls. But, this is just so sad.

I came across this  "advice" on pinterest. This is a girl who is seriously suggesting these things to other girls who want to be disgustingly skinny.  I've been ultra thin before and dealt with my friends & fam accusing me of having an eating disorder. It was sad & frustrating to have people think I was striving for this image, when I was just going through some serious stress as a 20 year old that caused me to lose too much weight. This isn't that, these poor girls have a genuine problem.

This came via http://theskinnylittlediary.tumblr.com/


Sounds like great advice: 1. Drink one glass of water every hour. It will make you feel full. 2. Drink ice cold water. Your body will burn calories just getting the water to a normal temperature to digest. Also it is great for your complexion. 3. Drink 3 cups of green tea daily. It will help boost your metabolism, plus its anti-oxidants make your skin look great. 4. Take vitamins daily. Do not take vitamins on an empty stomache, otherwise they have nothing to catalyze with. 5. Eat ice or gum when hungry. This will make your body think it had food without the calories. 6. Do aerobics until you want to faint. 7. Eat spicy foods. They raise your metabolism. 8. Take cold showers because your body will burn calories to heat you back up. 9. DON’T take laxatives. They don’t help you to lose weight. 10. DON’T use diruretics. They only dehydrate you. 11. Brush your teeth constantly so you won’t be tempted to eat afterwards. 12. Weat a rubberband around your wrist. Snap it when you want to eat. 13. Clean something gross (toilet, litter box, boyfriend’s closet) when you want to eat. You will not want to eat after cleaning a litter box. 14. Keep your hair in good condition so no one will suspect anything. 15. Get a job so you’ll have to work through meal times. 16. Exercise twice the amount of calories eaten. 17. Use smaller plates and utensils so it seems like you ate more. 18. Chew eat bite of food thoroughly and then take a sip of water between bites. You will feel full quicker and will not eat as much. 19. Say you are going to eat at a friend’s house and instead go for a walk. You will be burning calories instead of taking them in. 20. Buy clothes that you can’t fit into and hang them wear you can see them. This will motivate you to lose weight to fit into them. 21. Sleep at least six hours a day. If you get less than six this can lower your metabolism by 15%. 22. If you start to feel hungry do situps or punch yourself in the stomach. You will not feel hungry anymore. 23. Pamper yourself! Give yourself a facial, paint your nails, anything to make you feel pretty. 24. Make yourself a snack, but instead of eating it throw it away. Leave the dirty dishes where your parents can find them. They will think you ate. 25. Prepare a list of excuses as to why you can’t eat - You’re sick, you’re a vegetarian, allergic, etc. You’d be amazed at how many good excuses there are. 26. Get out of your house! If you’re not sitting around then people can’t start shit with you about not eating. 27. Join a pro-ana group or start your own website. Anything that will keep you motivated. 28. Make an ANA scrapbook with pics of skinny models. Right down all the reasons you want to lose weight. Keep track of everything you eat. Look at it daily for thinsperation. 29. Keep good posture, burns 10% more calories when you sit up straight. 30. Instead of food, buy something else, a new shirt, flowers, jewelrey etc. 31. Make a list of all the “bad” foods that you crave and tend to binge on. Each day, pick one to take out of your diet that you absolutely, no matter what, cannot eat again. Take one off the list each day until there are no more bad foods you can have. 32. Avoid alcohol! A shot of liquor has 100-120 calories, a glass of wine has 80 calories, a lite beer has 110-120 calories, and a regular beer has 140-170 calories. 33. Never eat anything bigger than about a cup, your stomach will expand and then you’ll get hungry more. 34. Eat in front of a mirror naked. See how much you can eat then! 35. The smell of coffee is suppose to supress appetite. 36. Wear perfectly applied lip gloss. It makes you more aware of what’s going in your mouth. Also, flavored ones help with cravings. 37. Have 6 small meals a day. Take 2 apples, and split them so you can make 6 meals out of them. That way your body will be tricked into thinking it’s eating more. 38. Low calorie hot chocolate curbs chocolate cravings, and makes you feel full. 39. Take anti-heartburn pills if you’re really hungry. They nuetralize the acid that builds and makes you hungry. 40. Take a picture of yourself wearing a bathing suit or something equally revealing, look at it when you want to eat. 41. It takes 20 minutes for the brain to realize the stomach is full. 42. When you get hunger pains curl into a ball, it makes them go away. 43. If you’re a smoker and hungry, light up a cigarette. It curbs your appetite. 44. Eat lots of fiber. It makes you feel full and takes fat with it out of your body. The natural cleansing helps improve both your energy level and overall feeling of wellness. 45. Before you dig into that cake, bag of chips, candy, or whatever, take a deep breath and count to 100. Usually by the time you get to 100 you will have coninced yourself that you don’t really want it. 46. When you’re hungry chug 2 glasses (or how many you need) of straight water. It’ll make you so full and nauseous you will have completely lost your appetite. 47. Celery actually burns calories. Every hour eat a stalk of it. Not only will it fill you up, but it will also get your metabolism kickin’. 48. Weigh yourslef before and after every time you eat. Not only will it eliminate unnecessary eating, but it will make you want to eat less when you see the numbers creep up. 49. Read the nutritional information. Remember, fat-free does not mean calorie-free. Also keep an eye on fiber content. Get as much fiber into your diet as you can, while cutting fat and calories. 50. Don’t eat a lot at once. Spread your food throughout the day. This will help to avoid binging and keep your metabolism going. 51. If you like to drink alcohol, you’ll like this. Make a rule: You can only drink every time you lose 2lbs. So, if you lose 4lbs a week, you can drink Friday and Saturday night. However, if you only lose 2lbs a week, you only get to drink one night. 52. Do not eat in front of the computer or TV. This distracts you from recognizing you’re full. 53. Save the money you would have spent on that meal in a jar. Save it in a bottle instead and watch it grow. 54. Stay away from Slim-fast and other so-called “healthy” candy bars and shakes… one look at the nutition facts will tell you why. With all the carbs and excess calories you may as well go eat a freakin pie or something. Not to mention the rediculous prices… save yourself the money, and the calories. 55. Instead of buying food, buy yourself flowers. Food is depressing, but flowers make you happy. 56. When having cravings drink a couple glasses of water with slices of lemons and count to 100 and it should go away. 57. Eating 100 cals 4 times a day is better than eating a 400 cal meal. 58. An occasional binge doesn’t hurt, in fact it’s quite beneficial if you have reached a plateau (stopped losing weight). Your body will think you have stopped starving yourself, and you will drop at least a pound overnight! Just don’t binge too regularly! 59. Someone told me that if you take a pure cold bath for 15-30 min and lower your body temp, your body burns around 200 cals for every degree it has to raise itself to reach a normal body temperture. This person tried it, a 30 min bath lowered their temp about 3-4 degrees 

I'm speechless. This is too sad for words.

Xo - S

Thursday, 17 November 2011

Woops, should my baby be throwing up baby gang signs by now?

Yikes, I think I may have missed the boat for baby sign language. To be honest, I thought it was a bit creepy before I had kids. I remember my friend's kid aggressively running up to me banging his fists together. When I asked his mom what the heck he was doing, she said "oh, Timmy is asking for more milk."...K, what?! I also didn't want it to postpone my daughter from using real words...until today, when my dear new friend at M's gymnastics class enlightened me.

I asked her if her daughter (who's a month younger than M), started violently throwing food at her when she was done eating. "Oh, never!" she answered, "Navaya just signs that she is done, and I take her out of her high chair". I responded quickly, "OH, right, of course! Same here..." Meanwhile I'm sure I still had the rest of M's breakfast stuck to the back of my shirt from her telling me she was done her earlier meal. Damnit.

Ha! Ok for reals though, I'm going to start this early with my next one because as much as I find it highly aggravating that food is thrown accross my kitchen every few hours, I'm sure my daughter is just as frustrated that she can't get her point across in a more effecianet manner. I found a site that's pretty helpful, as well as I know they offer baby sign classes in most cities! Good luck mamas.

Xo - S

www.babysignlanguage.com
This is the sign my lovely food throwing baby would have found useful :)



Wednesday, 16 November 2011

Now that you're a mama, how sexy is too sexy for a party?

As I've mentioned, I'm a bit younger than my bf and his crowd of friends. Some of them have somewhat of a puppy mill happening at their home, and have been pushing babies out every year since we've been together (5ish years). Until we started building a soccer team of our own, I felt a tad out of place when it came time for the wives and husbands to go to their sides of the room and socialize. It wasn't just conversation that showed our age gap, but also our choice of outfits.

As a mother I now realize that you're lucky we leave the house with a bra on some days. But I've always been one to put mucho thought into my outfits for weddings, holiday parties etc. Some mothers, perhaps with less interest in fashion, find it quite OK to wear black slacks and a blouse that's been in their closet since their first job interview. Meanwhile, I went to Marciano a week before the event and tried on a dozen dresses before finding the right balance between classy, trendy and a tad sexy.

NOW, on the other hand I've also witnessed some mothers go a bit to far on the sexy (trashy) side. Now that I'm a mom I do not want to be mistaken for an escort. Mothers that leave the house in shirts where if a strong wind hit you'd see nipple, just seem icky to me.

So ladies, where is the balance? Below are some dresses I see fit for a confident, trendy mama at any event this fall or winter. As a fellow woman of team A-cup, I prefer to show a little extra leg and less chesticles. Let me know what you think!





 I would wear any of these four to a party this holiday season if I wasn't carrying extra cargo like a kangaroo.
You can get any of these dresses at shopbop.com

Tuesday, 15 November 2011

Stocking stuffers for the fam - all under 40$?! Score.

So, I'm sure I'm not the only one that has a family full of men impossible to shop for. Fortunately they're all outdoorsy men who appreciate crafty tools...Well, at least they pretend to when they open my gifts...Anywho, as a lover of Pottery Barn & Restoration Hardware I flip through the catalogs every year and love their x-mas gift ideas! Most items are under $40US. Check out their stocking stuffers for the manly men of your home!

Survival kit in a water bottle
 ...or in a sardine can!
10-in-1 adventure tool
 A real nature man's flask - get his name engraved on it for a thoughtful touch <3

See them all @:
http://www.restorationhardware.com/catalog/category/products.jsp?categoryId=cat1710046

-Now, for random family members or coworkers that have a great sense of humor like yourself...you must check this fab site out! I got the 'thank you for scooping my poop' hand sanitizer for my bf because he complains hourly about scooping Mr Captain Kitty's dung while I'm prego.

     

If your hubby is obsessed with bacon as much as mine, he'll get a kick out of this candle!












































See them all @:
http://www.perpetualkid.com/stocking-stuffers.aspx

Happy shopping,
Xo - S

Sunday, 13 November 2011

Oh baby baby! 1 + 1 = double stroller?! Yikes.

So apparently we don't waste any time...I have an 11 month old and am 5 months preggers! YIKES. I'm terribly excited and terrified at the same time. The news of being pregnant wasn't so life altering as the last.

The first time wasn't so...planned. OK well we weren't on the pill so we knew it could happen. But at that time, I was serving overpriced drinks and appies at a restaurant, partying my fanny off and my bf and I spent our weekends drinking beer and snowboarding. I came home one night, pee'd on a stick and threw it at my bfs head while sobbing. He's 11 years older to he was less terrified than I. ANYWAY jump to 3(ish) months ago when I pee'd on that damn stick again. We were both so excited to have have another little baybay. My daughter is the best thing that's ever happened to us and we had a hard time grasping that we're getting that gift again. So what did I do once I found out the second time? Tossed the stick in the garbage, yelled the result across the house and grabbed my laptop to start...shopping! Derrr.

SO obvy we need a double stroller as my little crawling machine is not yet sontering through the mall beside me. I have a Mountain Buggy Urban right now, I love it for trails - hate it for shopping. I'm going to keep it, but need something for both little monkeys. So after doing much momma research and googling. I've found this: the Baby Jogger City Select is the cats ass. I saw a mom with the double at the mall the other day, when I stopped her to ask if she liked it, her face lit up as if she was so glad someone asked. She loved it, everyone else loves it, if you're looking for the ultimate tandem double stroller, you may love it too. Check er out mamas...


http://www.babyjogger.com/city_select_lp.aspx

If you want further comments on my Mountain Buggy, feel free to ask. It's the best jogging stroller out there, hands down. I'm sad that the runway collection wasn't out when i bought mine, they're purdy!




http://mountainbuggy.com/buggies/single/urban-jungle

Xo -S